George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian. He was also an actor and author, and won four Grammy Awards for his comedy albums

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Some Poems

Hobbies cost money but interests are free.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight They never mention that part to us, do they

I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

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Life Is Worth Losing - Dumb Americans - George Carlin

George Carlin -- It's Bad for You -- 1080p Remaster

The legend George Carlin 1996 full show - Back in town 👌

George Carlin - The Three Categories of Brainwashing

George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion

George Carlin - Saving the Planet

George Carlin [1080P HD REMASTER] Complaints and Grievances (Full special, 2001)

WATCH George Carlin Expose Trump's Masterplan in Real Time

George Carlin- We're Barely Out Of The Jungle On This Planet REACTION!

George Carlin - List of people who ought to be killed

George Carlin Lost Faith in Humanity | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

George Carlin's Grim Warning Has Come True...

Abortion: Is a Fetus a Human Being? Does Life Begin At Fertilization? | George Carlin

HBO George Carlin: Again! - Death and Dying

George Carlin Politicians

George Carlin: divide and conquer #shorts

George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

George Carlin About Rape

George Carlin - Jammin' In New York (1992) [Full]

George Carlin: "You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge" #freedomspeaks #shorts

GEORGE CARLIN - The Ten Commandments

George Carlin on some cultural issues.

George Carlin EXPOSED Woke War on Language

George Carlin - Euphemisms

George Carlin forgets his time in the 80's😅

George Carlin: pro-life, abortation & the sanctity of life...

George Carlin Strictly Revolutionary tribute mix by Jason Robo from Comedy for a Change KMUD

George Carlin: Talks Government, Language, Race, and a bit about himself

Words That Hide the Truth - George Carlin

George Carlin Politically Incorrect 2005 with Bill Maher

George Carlin - The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. WE ARE!

George Carlin wrote Dear Keanu F**k You #keanureeves #georgecarlin #autographs #funny #shorts

George Carlin - Stupid people

Your Rights Are An ILLUSION - George Carlin

George Carlin: your kids have no future.

Couple React To George Carlin - If We Didn’t Have Electricity

George Carlin is a Legend

George Carlin vs Richard Pryor. Epic Rap Battles of History

Joe Rogan | George Carlin's Lost 9/11 Special

George Carlin - Death Penalty

Christian Nationalists | George Carlin

A War on Homelessness

George Carlin - advertising and bull shit

George Carlin - The American Dream

George Carlin: You’re a loser!

George Carlin - It's A BIG Club & You Ain't In It!

George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]

George Carlin - Everyday expressions (that don't make sense)

George Carlin --- Religion is Bullshit

George Carlin on Death - RIP

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