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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977), was an American comedian and film star

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx's BEST INSULTS
Groucho Marx: Best Jokes, Puns and Ad Libs #1
The Wonderful Insults of Groucho Marx
Best of Groucho Marx | Roof (1957)
Marx Brothers - Password Scene - Horse Feathers - Chico and Groucho
Groucho Marx roasts Johnny Carson (1968)
Groucho Marx receiving an Honorary Oscar®
Groucho Marx Makes a Surprise Visit on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 10/04/1965
Groucho Marx Dick Cavett 1969
Groucho Marx chatting up female guests (1950s)
Best of Groucho Marx | Walk (1953)
Best of Groucho Marx | Name
Mysteries and Scandals - Groucho Marx (2001)
Groucho Marx Leaves Dick In Stiches During Hilarious Interview | The Dick Cavett Show
Groucho Marx - I'm Against It
Groucho disturbed by crazy eyed guest - Rare clip from You Bet Your Life (May 12, 1955)
Best of Groucho Marx | Door (1950)
Groucho Marx King Of the Comeback, Insult, and One Liners
Best of Groucho Marx | Grass
Best of Groucho Marx | Roof (1958)
THE ONE THE ONLY GROUCHO
Groucho Marx's classic "Idiot" line
Lydia the Tattooed Lady
Best of Groucho Marx | Archie Moore
Animal Crackers (1/9) Movie CLIP - Hello, I Must Be Going (1930) HD
Best of Groucho Marx | Wall (1952)
The Sanity Clause - A Night at the Opera
Groucho Marx Roasts Johnny Carson
Harpo meets Groucho on "You Bet Your Life"
Groucho Flirts With The Ladies on You Bet Your Life with Groucho Marx
Firing Line with William F. Buckley Jr.: Is the World Funny?
The Marx Brothers in Color - DUCK SOUP 1933
You Bet Your Life #60-35 Frankie Avalon and Harry Ruby ('Smile', Jun 8, 1961)
Groucho Marx FUNNIEST MOMENTS on You Bet Your Life
GROUCHO MARX: Legendary Laughter in Memorable Quotes
Phyllis Diller with Groucho Marx on You Bet Your Life
Best of Groucho Marx | Street (1959)
Best of Groucho Marx | Table (1961)
The Mirror Scene - Duck Soup (7/10) Movie CLIP (1933) HD
Groucho Marx Gets A Stop Smoking Lecture From A Spunky Little Old Lady!
Best of Groucho Marx | Street (1955)
You Bet Your Life - OUTTAKES (Complete!)
Ramino G. Gonzalez on "You Bet Your Life" - Part 1
Best of Groucho Marx | Walk (1961)
What's My Line? - Groucho Marx destroys the show; Claudette Colbert (Sep 20, 1959)
Groucho Marx You Bet Your Life TV Comedy - Full Episodes, Outtakes and Clips, 5 Hours !
You Bet Your Life #59-30 Fenneman does the Cha-Cha ('Hand', Apr 14, 1960)
Groucho Marx Recalls The Stories He Told At The London US Embassy | The Dick Cavett Show
Room Service (1938) full movie - starring Groucho Marx and Lucille Ball
Groucho Marx Dick Cavett 1971

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